"Wine Hater's Gotta Hate."
I'm a man who rarely drinks (nigh-straightedge), and when I do, it's simply beer. However, my girlfriend is French, and for her, no meal is complete without a nice glass of wine. So over a number of years she's habitually asked me to taste what she gets, and is always convinced that clearly this will be the wine that I finally like. But I don't -- I fucking hate wine! Apparently all of it, in all its myriad colors and compositions. At some point we figured I should start documenting the kaleidoscope of ways in which I've experienced my hatred of wine. And this we bequeath to you.